Memoirs Of A Spoiled Poodle

Chelsea the canine supermodel shares her daily diary with you. SIT. STAY. GOOD BLOG!

Thursday, May 22

*%$$!*^% VET!!!

I am in an awful mood. Mama and Papa took me for my yearly check up at the vet today. Check up is what they call it. I would refer to it as an invasion of privacy, poking, prodding extravaganza. I got a clean bill of health except for two things.
My teeth and my stomach.
Apparently in the last year the tartar on my teeth has really become bad. The vet prescribed me to eat a special kibble that will help. They gave me a sample and I promptly spit it out. I'm no fool. Apparently it is low in fat. Yuck.
Which is supposed to help me with my other stomach. Which the vet says I am a little chubby and should lose around 1 pound or so. It's not a lot but, for a little dog like me apparently it can make a huge impact on my health.
No more table scraps for me.
That damn vet.
I need to look away now...not happy. And I am already hungry!

Monday, May 19

I'm back!

Hi everyone! I know I have been out of the loop for a while but, I have missed you all so much!! Here are some of the things I have been up to.

I have been going on long walks with my Mama. We found a great place where I can walk off leash that is safe!

I have been helping Mama and Papa entertain friends. I just love having people over!!!

I have been visiting with my neighbour and one of my best friends....Audrey. We just love visiting her and I always lick her face to oblivion which makes her laugh. Audrey gives the best back rubs

Mama has a new job and is still going to school at night so her and I spend as much as time as possible together. I love my Mama so much.

And here I am with my favorite aunt ever! She is Jessie and Jake's mom. As you can see, I monopolize all of her cuddling when they are around.

And of course I have been modelling all over the world. Boy, it's good to be back!!