Lights, Camera......Where's the action?

I didn't get any movie offers in the mail today. Maybe they are coming Monday? Or maybe that wimpy mailman backed off today when he heard me barking. Oh well, I got the lights, got the camera all I need now is some action.
So any directors or influencial Hollywood folk reading this - I am available for promos and feature films. You better scoop me up now while I am still willing to settle for a million. A million dog treats that is.