Confusion and Chaos
Once in a blue moon (I guess the moon is very sad and depressed and this doesn't happen much thus, the expression) Mama gives me a big denta bone to chew on. They are supposedly good for my teeth but, I love them because they are yummy. They are pretty big though and you can see I have a small supermodel frame so it takes me a long time to eat one. I chew on it a bit and then I panic. I need to hide it from the humans. Why you ask? Have you see the way Mama eats? Anyhow, I hide the bone. Then decide the hiding spot is too obvious. Then I re-hide it. Then I catch Mama watching me from the corner of her eye. So I re-hide it. Then I decide I want another little chew so I go get it again. Then I stash it somewhere else.
This goes on all day. Sometimes I forget where I put it last. I usually figure it out after re-visiting all my other hiding spots. Papa thinks it's funny to take it and move it when I am not looking.
I'll show him funny! I am going to pee in his new shoes.
Hell hath no fury like a poodle scorned!
posted by Chelsea @ Saturday, September 09, 2006
7 Comments:
hehehe
you're cute, chelsea! Over at our home, Eve and Caz are into the minimalist thing and there's no where I can hide my precious coveted items. But i've just discovered the laundry basket...[insert evil laughter]
see ya around
Fei & E
I totally hear you girlfriend!! I do the same thing with treasured chew toys that are edible. We've got to protect our stash from those ravenous mamas.
Your man,
T-man
Personally I'd just hide one of Papa's shoes, see how HE likes it, heh heh heh.
You go gal. If you have a chance, try peeing on his brand new white shirt! I did it once & it fixed the whole "its not funny to hide my treats" issue! Of cos, not after some major punishment...
halo chelsea,
i'd say, pee in papa's shoe and HIDE IT! will be fun when he finds it several days later. that'll teach him a lesson for hiding your bone!
loves,
fee
Are you sure he would know it was YOU that peed in his shoe? I say squat and pee on his foot when he is WEARING subject shoe!
Bussie Kissies
Buster
You are a funny gal.....
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
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