Silly Tea Party

Mama really wants me to like my new kitty cat and new doggie that she bought. I told you the other day I am terrified of them but, Mama is insistent! If you play with them, the doggie barks and the kitty cat meows. I love the kitty cat but, I really don't like the doggie.
Mama put me on my big pillow I relax on in the living room. She brought my black kitty cat which I have had forever. Then she brought the new kitty cat toy and the doggie toy with me. She put kibble in front of all of us and told me I was having a tea party.
She has lost it!
A tea party eh? Where the heck are my biscuits then?
Mama thinks she is so smart. Anyhow, when she wasn't looking I ate all the kibble treats she put down. Even that mean toy doggie's kibble! That'll teach them all.