On guard.

Papa put another flag up. I am on alert in case anyone comes back and tries to mess with it. They better watch out! I'll bark and growl and I swear I'll, I'll, I'll.....well, I'll lick them to death! That's right!
Laugh all you want but, not everybody likes a poodle licking.
Especially since I have spent the better part of the day cleaning my bum.
Did I mention my poo was runny and putrid smelling today?

STAY AWAY FROM OUR FLAG!!