Memoirs Of A Spoiled Poodle

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Saturday, December 9

Big tree in the house!

Papa brought home a tree. I have no idea what park he took it from. I don't what possesses him to do this once a year. I hope I don't see him on America's Most Wanted. I wonder how much time humans get for stealing nature. I am sure it's a hefty penalty!
Mama didn't seem too concerned. She decorated the darn thing and even gave it water. Better have not been any of my water! I sniffed it and couldn't detect any doggie pee. Maybe I am supposed to christen it? I'll try later.
I remember last year we had a tree and at some point lots of boxes were underneath it. Most of them were for me......On the other hand, this must be a good thing!

18 Comments:

At 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey - did you know that the water under the tree can make you sick? Don't drink it .. just pee in it!

You can read about holiday overload for pets here.

 
At 11:28 PM, Blogger T-man Angel said...

Chelsea,
My mom gets a big plastic green thing out of a box every year. It looks like a tree, but doesn't smell like one. I don't even want to lift my leg against it. Do you do that with your real tree?

T-man

 
At 7:10 AM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

We don't have a tree. Our presents go on a special chair. I miss the nice pine smell throughout the house.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger Boo Casanova said...

chelsea,

yeah, i think that's what other doggies are doing - water the plant with your own! tell mama she doesn't need to do that every now and then coz you are there to help her.

what? you got all the boxes for you last year? how nice. i think mom got me something but she isn't letting me see it until x'mas... i'll convince her otherwise!

wet wet licks

Boo

 
At 7:43 AM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Chelsea: Just be careful! Santa's watching!
Play bows,
Zim

 
At 7:50 AM, Blogger Ivy said...

pee on it! pee on it! tee hee hee! just be careful your mommy doesnt see you do it or you will get in trubble!

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger Deb said...

You bet Chelsea, the tree is a very good thing 'cause that's where Santa puts all your presents otherwise you would never know where to look for them.

Your pal,
Roo

 
At 11:45 PM, Blogger Isabella said...

Is that your very own computer chair? Kewl! How in the world would you manage to pee on a tree? I don't think you are equipped to do that, Chelsea.
Festive Wags,
Isabella
14 days till Christmas!

 
At 11:45 PM, Blogger Isabella said...

Is that your very own computer chair? Kewl! How in the world would you manage to pee on a tree? I don't think you are equipped to do that, Chelsea.
Festive Wags,
Isabella
14 days till Christmas!

 
At 11:45 PM, Blogger Isabella said...

Is that your very own computer chair? Kewl! How in the world would you manage to pee on a tree? I don't think you are equipped to do that, Chelsea.
Festive Wags,
Isabella
14 days till Christmas!

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger Isabella said...

Is that your very own computer chair? Kewl! How in the world would you manage to pee on a tree? I don't think you are equipped to do that, Chelsea.
Festive Wags,
Isabella
14 days till Christmas!

 
At 2:48 AM, Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Chelsea,
Why you decide to pee in it, just make sure none of it ets on your presents ok...

XOXO,
Huskee Boy

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger Jessie, Jake and Lola said...

Wow a tree? We have two little ones and a Graceland house that lights up but not a big tree.

We will christen it too when we come over!

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger The Army of Four said...

Chelsea: Did we thank roo for the Christmas card yet? We really like it!
Love,
Amber

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger Murphey said...

You get a TREE!? Wow, my lady says no tree for us cause I might destroy it, and to that I say ME?!

But I think I still get presents, I hope, I hope!

Murph the Dog

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Sam Iam said...

Chelsea~

Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know: a. don't pee on the tree b. don't drink water in the container that holds the tree c. mind your tail when you are near the tree.woof-woof

Lot's of Lick's
Sam

 
At 7:12 PM, Blogger Boomer and his mom Carol said...

Trust me, boxes under the tree are a very good thing.

 
At 8:17 PM, Blogger Freda said...

Hi Chelsea,

Just received your prettys Christmas card. Thank you. I'm definitely gonna eat, drink and be furrys.

You're soooo luckys to have a tree. I have to wait until I go to Tule's to see a tree. Tule's will be a retro, silverys metal tree that goes around and arounds and changes colors. BUT there are pretty boxes under it! Cooools!

I like your cooools chair. Sooo nice and comfys to blog in.

Thanks again for the neato card. Wishin' you and yours a wonderful holiday season.

Wuufs!

 

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