I'm a bully!

Today was so nice out. Mama took me for a long walk when she got home from work. I got to play with two dogs at the same time at the park. One was a mini schnauzer, same age as me, really sulky and whiny so didn't bother. The other was a 6 month old cockapoo and it was twice my size! The dog kept jumping on me and trying to jump on my back end. It kept sniffing my bum and I finally had enough. I gave him a swat! That's right I smacked him right on the head. He backed off and when he tried it again I gave him a jab to the left ear and an uppercut to the nose.
I never really liked playing with other dogs because I am a people person. I thought these two were ok since they seemed to be more submissive than I am - which is pretty darn incredible.
I put puppy pouncer in his place! Besides, I have a boyfriend now! The nerve!