There's No Place Like Home!

Wow! These days I am keeping a low profile. Holy wind! Mama's afraid I may blow away. You know I am very small she could be right. Best to be safe and avoid outdoors. Now my poop schedule all out of whack. Waking Mama up at 4:30 am to poop now. Two nights in a row. She thinks it's a rude awakening. How the heck does she think I feel? She needs to poop she just goes in the comfort of indoors and can even read and relax while she does her poop. I cannot! I need help! I need to be escorted and have no privacy and go in the cold wind. BRRRR! Mama has NO idea what a true rude awakening is!