I am mad.

I am so upset today. I had a nice day except that my bum bum has been itchy for the last couple of days so as anyone would do (I would think) I have been licking it excessively. All of the sudden after my walk and a few unexpected treats...Mama and Papa and I all get into the truck. I am so excited, tail wagging, looking out the window. I feel great. I wonder who we are going to go visit.
Then the next thing I know. There I am. Shaking like a leaf in the vet's office. They tricked me!!! No wonder I've been getting away with a lot lately. I've been played for a fool! The vet checked my bum bum, put his finger inside and ..........I am completely tramautized. All that and he never even gave me flowers or a treat.....all the vet did was he told me over and over what a good doggie I am.
Anyhow, I was really mad at Mama all evening. (She's the one who came in the room with me) She bribed me with some chicken drumsticks and finally got a kiss out of me but, believe me it was not heart felt!
My bum bum still itches so a lot of good that dreaded visit did me!
Too upset to type anymore. Tomorrow's gotta be better....it just can't get any worse.