I'm working on it.

Auntie Gloria gave me an idea. She says I should ask for what you humans refer to as "Allowance." Great idea but, I can't talk so how am I going to ask? I barked a heck of a lot today but, Mama just thought I heard a noise or wanted attention. I tried going on a hunger strike that lasted all but 20 minutes. Not really sure how to tell Mama I want some money every week. Where would I put it though? I don't have pockets. I could hide the coins in the back yard but, I don't trust those rascally squirrels. If it ain't nailed down, they'll take it.

I'm gonna have to think about this some more.
Over some water and a biscuit.
Later peeps.