Carry On!

Not acting myself at all today. I spent nearly the entire morning moping around. Mama was cleaning and washing clothes. Papa was outside working again. They barely spent any time with me. Must be the new haircut. Don't they like me anymore? What happened to the guilt? Where is the love? I went in my crate for an hour this morning and nobody even noticed. Mama was mopping the floor at one point and called for me. I didn't go. She kept calling and calling. I was at the top of the stairs. She finally saw me and came running up the stairs to get me. She doesn't mind if I go up the stairs by myself but, she freaks when I go down them. She is terrified I am going to fall. I myself, prefer to be carried down the stairs as I always am. I did it on purpose so she would pay attention to me. It only worked for a while. Finally mama took me for an early afternoon walk but, she brought me back home after a half hour because I kept lying down on the grass. It was too hot. What does she want from my life? She brought me back home and then left the house. Papa told me mama went to get her nails done. HA! Her turn to be tramautized and held down while screaming. I only wish I had dropped her off there myself. Then we would be even. Anyhow, she came back later and seemed happy. That really confused me? She even showed papa her toes proudly when she returned? She kept smiling? Her groomer must sedate her or something? Anyhow, she took me for a long walk but, I am still kind of mad with her cause of yesterday. I refused to walk and plopped myself down continuosly. She picked me up and carried me for the whole walk! I cried to let her know I had to poop. It was great! I love when she carries me. The world is so much more interesting from the human level. All I ever see is grass, rocks, the odd stick and doggie doo doo. We got home and mama gave me half of a hamburger patty! Yummy! I even ate my own dinner after that and all my water. That walking is sure tiresome!