Quiet around here

Quiet night. Mama busy blogging about silly Oscar crap. Speaking of crap that is not a turd on my playroom carpet. It is a nyla bone I got sick of chewing on. Looks like a turd though doesn't it??? HA HA Wait until Mama sees it. She is going to scream in horror, probably yell my name out in anger and then once she realizes it's my nyla bone she will feel bad for yelling and get a major guilt trip. I am a proper poodle who knows the washroom is outside. Mama will realize this and reward me.

BRING ON THE CHICKEN!!!