Seen any socks?

I'm bored and the weather sucks. Got any socks? I need to occupy my time. Papa usually gives me one of his stinky socks and that makes my day. No socks to be found any where. Well, except for the ones on Mama's feet but, I don't think she would appreciate me nibbling them off with my teeth. Besides, hers aren't as stinky as Papa's.