I heard that word today

I heard Mama and Papa say that word. Groomer. I hate that word. I hate that place. As you can see, I am pretty furry right now. One of my eyes is covered with fur. I look like a one eyed furball.
Anyhow, I am trying to pretend all is well, my nails aren't scraping on the ground, I can see and my ears aren't itchy as heck.
I don't know how long I can do this.